This is why I'm about to get fired though. It's not my fault, Ray. It wrote itself.
Look, I am going to need bail. Tell ev. ry. bo. dy. Do not leave me in lockup. I will not make it.
OK, only b/c I keep cracking myself TF up right here — this is a snippet of WW-EMTs letter to the White Woker in question here:
February 8, 2020
White Woker Entitlement Management Translators
1048 Peralta Street
Oakland, CA 94607
Friendship Unthinkable # 11032020
Dear xxx,
Our office represents Dr. Catherine Pugh in response to your persistent campaign for adulation in search of self worth. . . .
. . .
Please direct all future contact for this matter to White Woker Entitlement Management Translators, 1048 Peralta Street, Oakland, CA 94607. We suggest you reference your FU # to avoid confusion or delay.