Same thing happened the first time I read it. I got to the end and wanted MORE.

I loathe saying that — we all do, but I feel hijacked. Just told a dude today, if you can figure out “chihuahuas are like little Hitlers” presumes not 100% then you can figure this out. What about you being selectively stupid involves my participation?

Also, that’s a bold lie: by very definition, generalizations ARE. EFFING. GENERAL. And what’s the definition of “general” …. Yeah, no: if you can’t figure out broad, you deserve to be offended, but only because you’re too lazy to spare yourself unneeded frustration.