LOL. That's actually kinda cute.

Of course we can! That's a big part of what the piece is about. We're going to figure out we're friends the same way I do with Asian Freedom Fighters, and Sanitation Worker Freedom Fighters, and Blind Freedom Fighters - by sharing sunscreen at the rally while we trade jokes about who had the worst twin toddlers - or we're not doing it at all.

What’s up with this "ally" nonsense? There is some suspicious repurposing going on with that fan fiction and I am having *none* of it. (Part II makes the fan fiction trés impossible to miss). It has to go. Best for both of us really.

(P.S. We both know you read the title then responded, bruh - that's the last free pass I'm giving on this).

(Also, my hubs said 'no' on the whole hug thing, but I tried).