LOL - pay me no mind. I entertain myself with wondering what has to go through someone's mind to distill your entire existence down to their perception.

I assume she did it - IF she did it - before she met you IRL. And it has nothing to do with YOU, you know what I mean? It's not like you do X or don't do Y. Feels like they imagine what they imagine.

But as I say, I'm entertaining myself. No clue where she hit her head since I can't relate to that level of dissonance.