LOL. Nah. I mean, you have to admit: you've been at this awhile - 155 years, dude. You're either immune or slow.
Perfect example: you don't bother me, I don't bother you. See how I said that? And here you are turning purple. Bruh - don't harm us, you're golden. <shrug> What more can I guy ask for?
Meh - you'll be fine.
Hey, so, just a quick logic pause: "don't threaten us about killing you or you're likely to get yourself hurt" sort of lacks something in the threat department. Let's try a few revisions - maybe switch up themes? You haven't given yourself much room to work with but, together, I am confident we can hammer out something passable.
Kisses.