If there is one quip I am going to make it my life's mission to utter at least once a day, it's wanker.

Virtue-signal – how have I gone my ENTIRE LIFE never hearing this before yesterday?

“[A]ll equality will mean is that the cops get the right to kill them out of hand as well.” That is so twisted. That it’s true, I mean.

Equality won’t bubble up in its “OK, I’ll treat everyone the way I treat the “good guys’” form.

It will bubble up in its American form: “OK, I’ll treat everyone the way I treat the ‘bad guys’ then, though for the life of me I can’t see why’d want this.”

“Bolshie old git"? OK, wait – I think I may have been a bit premature with that whole wanker mission . . .