I am TOTALLY DYING right now. I'm like, "wait - how come when I say 'chihuahuas are aggressive,' you somehow have ZERO problems appreciating I don't mean *ALL* chihuahuas even though I didn't say *SOME* chihuahuas, but this shit right here leaves you flummoxed?"

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