Hahah! John, it's obvious to me. I mean, I'm all for a good joke, babe, but you're over-selling it. So, a couple of things:

You could try one comment per author a day. That won't give them comparison points.

The avatar might be a bit overkill. It draws the eye, which is going, but again - oversell.

The black emoji - again, nice touch, but if you push the narrative too hard, it's more of a confirmation of suspicion.

There is, of course, the tell. I won't share that. Girl's gotta keep an air of mystery about, right?

Not bad, though - high B/low A.

~Later, Kwame