ENGLAND: yes, his baby brother’s Epstein/pedophilia outing was an unparalleled scandal in a dynasty plagued by scandal, but Phillip is a ROYAL FFS. There’s NOTHING a Royal can’t handle.
ALSO ENGLAND: What?! Meghan said, like, WORDS and stuff???? Uhh, can we say “nail” and “coffin”?! Bitch.
The whole of Crown and country can kiss our indefatigable black arses.